mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

legalwifi:

this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood

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multiplaying:

multiplaying:

so why does the flexed bicep emoji hands looks like a sloth

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corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

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catgotchatongue:

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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is that guy dying in the background

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pika-bubblez:

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

Hours I spend in class: 6-7
Hours I “should be studying”: 18-21
Hours in a day: 24 

I see a problem

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