sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

(via greetings)


4 days ago // 436,724 notes

burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

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4 days ago // 238,575 notes

high-eyes:

okwuteva:

i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

Please

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4 days ago // 680,016 notes
league-of-legends-sexy-girls:

Jinx by urusai-baka
If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

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4 days ago // 42,002 notes
groping-groupies:

fiftyshadesthemovie:

Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades

BAILEY!!!!! ones-own-special-way

Yes yes I know ^.^ groping-groupies

ruinedchildhood:

when you see someone with the same icon as you 

image

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4 days ago // 63,477 notes

colonelhathi:

  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
  • singapore is not part of china
  • most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”

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5 days ago // 337,169 notes
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